fwips:

when you call in to work and your coworker answers the phone in their peppy work voice then realizes its you and goes back to sounding just as dead inside as you are

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I just want cute bras, nice tattoos and a chance to see the world. - (via sswerveeee)
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ukcustomplugs:

Want to be featured? tag your photos!
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buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

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itjlejm:

lanashiftdelrey:

seeing someone hit on your crush

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This

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crazybitchsosexy:

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